Thursday, November 3, 2011

Bule Nyesat

One of my Indonesian friends likes to refer to me as “Bule Nyesat,” or “Lost White Guy.”

Sometimes the moniker fits. Like today.
I have oft driven past a number of mountains to the west of Yogyakarta during my field visits, but I really haven't had the opportunity to see what is in them. Since I handed in my research permission forms a few days ago to the Immigration Office, I think am technically not allowed to do research anymore. Thus, I decided today would be a good time to see what is on the other side of the mountain.

I was firmly hoping that, unlike the bear in the childhood song, there would be more to see than just the other side of the mountain. I wasn't too disappointed.

I started by just motoring through some nice canyons. They were beautiful, and the elevation was soon high enough for the weather to be cooler.

As I aimlessly traveled, I ran across this sign.
It says “Puncak Suroloyo 8 km.” Puncak means mountaintop, so I decided that was where I needed to go. Indonesian signs are not famous for their correct listing of distances, but I had a full tank of gas, so I figured I would be fine.

I wasn't prepared for the roads... but my motoring skills are nothing to scoff at, so I was fine.
Also, if you ever wondered how to farm every possible square inch of a mountain... this is how:
Eventually I got a little lost, but I ran into another sign. It had seen better days, but I followed it anyways.
I found myself at a small tourist destination spread across the top of two or three mountain tops that looked like this.
There were stairs. And just when you thought you were done, there were more stairs. I was wishing I had brought some water with me.
Remember how I said the weather was cooler on the mountains? Well, it is not when you have just hiked a multitude of stairs. As I stood gasping for breath, sweating profusely, and wishing I worked out more, a group of tourists approached me. Turns out they were some evangelical Christians who promptly gave me the “opportunity” to explain that Mormons believe in Jesus Christ. Really, who asks your religion before they even introduce themselves? Having been a missionary for two years, I am generally sympathetic to people sharing their beliefs, but this group definitely had no idea how to talk to people about religion. 

They were putting Jesus stickers all over the rest area at the top of the mountain. Again, a huge no-no, especially in a Muslim country. After chatting with them for a moment, I felt uncomfortable on the small platform, so I went back down the stairs.

Along the way I took this picture which reminds me of the phrase, “Gondor calls for aid!”

You can see it too, right? The little huts on top of the mountains?

As I went back down the mountain I stopped and took a picture of some amazing hibiscus. The flowers here are great.
I chose a different road down the mountain, in hopes of avoiding the poor driving conditions I met on the way up. After about one kilometer, though, I ran into this.
I passed it only to find out that it was a "no through traffic" sign, since the road had a huge crane in the middle of it. Apparently they are fixing the nice road up the mountain while ignoring the bad one. I had to backtrack and retrace my steps down the mountain. 

Then I took some pictures of a number of peace signs... Not really. These are Indonesia's attempt at population control. China has the one-child policy, Indonesia has the softer, gentler “two kids are enough.”
Recently they've revamped the planned family policy to say “two kids are better.” I guess it sounds more appealing.

Oh, and it is almost rambutan (เงาะ in Thai) season! These are my favorite fruits in Southeast Asia. When they turn red, they are ripe and delicious :)

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