The Huntress and the Javelina (pronounced Havelina)

Once upon a time, there was a great Huntress. She traveled far and wide, searching out animals to feed her tribe. The huntress was of mighty prowess and beauty. Her accuracy with the bow was legendary.





Even though she hunted, she loved many of the creatures. She took care of them, and always tried to help out her beloved animals. Sometimes they even followed her home, where she would convince the leaders of the tribe to keep them on, even though they just ate more of the tribe's food and pooped on the tribe's lawn, which her brother had to clean up.


But one day as she hunted beasts in the wilderness, she was attacked. The huntress fought for her life, but she fell to the onslaught of the great Javelina.The huntress dropped to the ground and lay bleeding.

When she didn't return from the hunt, her brother, who loved her dearly, traveled into the wilderness to find out what happened to the huntress. He came upon the clearing and found his sister laying in a pool of her own blood, but she was still alive. Just as he was about to lift her from the ground, to carry her home, the Javelina attacked again.

This was the legendary Javelina of Gunderhelm! It was an evil beast that traveled the land killing and eating the people of the land. Most fled before it, but the brother of the huntress couldn't leave her to be eaten by the horrible beasty.

They engaged in mortal combat. It was a stalemate; although the Javelina attacked in fury, the brother matched its power. The battle raged for what might have been weeks. Finally, the brother got the beast in headlock and used a move he learned from the WWE. The Javelina died a gruesome death.

The brother was able to take the huntress home, where she was nursed back to health. The tribe then lived happily ever after.

(This blog is an example of what can happen when you have a digital camera and a few dead animals - a glorious combination).